I Miss The 90’s

3/23/91 – Na, na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na

9/22/98 – This song, ‘One Week’ is amazing.  I’ve never heard of this band before, but one day I will figure out those lyrics.  I keep rewinding my Winamp to try to catch them all

7/1/92 – R.L. Stine has done it again.  I am never going in my basement ever again!!!!!

1996 – Feed it, play with it, watch it sleep… Tamagotchi is what my life now revolves around.  Mine keeps dying because i forget to feed it and it goes to the bathroom all over the place and I’m expected to pick up after him… I think not

9/9/95 – Playstation is released… finally!  I don’t care if it is $299, this is going to be the best system ever.  Looks like I have a date all night with Twisted Metal…

12/19/97 – Man, I wish I was on that boat.  I would have drew the shit out of Kate Winslet

10/6/93 – Michael Jordan has won another…. no…. he retired from basketball to play… baseball?!?!  I guess good luck to him on the Birmingham Barons… this just feels weird, my guess… he’ll be back

8/11/91 – Doug Funnie has arrived in Bluffington!  He brough porkchop and he has the greatest friend in the world, Skeeter Valentine.  Now if he can only get the love of his life, Patti Mayonnaise… such a tease she is

1996 – Holy crap, have you seen this dancing baby??? I saw it on the Ally McBeal show

4/12/95 – I don’t know what I find so appealing about an overweight, Jewish woman from Queens, but I am HOOKED on Snapple. These ads never get old!